AN AMAZING DOCUMENTARY
We discovered the real reason why Manet’s Olympia is always guarding her crotch, and it’s not pretty.
Art history fact: In paintings, especially around the era of the impressionists, women involved in nudes would cover their vaginas as a way of showing that they were not prostitutes and should not be consumed by the public for sexual pleasure. In this way they were offering their bodies up for consumption while maintaining their dignity. It also showed that they claimed their own bodies and often had an impact in general on the overall tone of the peace.
Or so I read in class, many years ago.
Also, this is hilarious.
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with periods are fucking badass.
Yes we are and thank you for saying people with periods, instead of women. Some of us are trans, and it’s nice to be included.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
This could raise your taxes if you do it too often. This is ridiculous.
Because I’m cool.
(note: none of this is gospel, just me being my usual judgmental self. The rule of thumb for spotting fake celeb couple is if it’s too good to be true, it probably is. If they’re playing romantic leads in a big thing, usually teenage girl-oriented with a major living-vicariously-thought-fantasy factor, yeah, I’d put money on it being fake.)
Kristen Stewart/ Robert Pattinson: your basic starter fake celeb couple. Big romantic franchise, hardly ever seen together in public, oh and then she went and got caught sleeping with someone else. I was cackling over this one.)
A couple of oldies but goodies are Vanessa Hudgens/ Zac Efron and Lea Michele/ Corey Monteith.
Probably gonna hate me for this one but Emma Stone/ Andrew Garfield. I think they’re actually good friends but he gives me massive gay vibes and Marvel is such an entertainment behemoth it just makes sense.
The one that absolutely drives me off the wall (like if I have a “let’s-make-halley-scream-and-throw-things button) is Zayn Malik/ Perrie Edwards JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIST THEY Serioously, for a young couple hotly in love, they don’t look at it each other, they don’t touch each other, hardly ever seen together, THEY HAVE ZERO CHEMISTRY AND ONE DIRECTION’S BIGGEST SELLING POINT IS THE AMAZING CHEMISTRY THAT THE GUYS HAVE WITH EACH OTHER. The 1D fandom on tumblr seems to love them and I’m just like NO STOP IT IT CAUSES ME PAIN TO SEE THEM STANDING THERE NOT BEING INTERESTED IN EACH OTHER.
and uuuuuh…… yeah I can’t think of any others right now, but I’m sure there’s others.
Sure, I can agree with nearly all of this, but there is no way that Corey and Lea were not together. They were a badly kept secret as it was, considering there were rumors about them for the split second that I was in Glee fandom years ago now. I also really don’t want to downplay Lea’s mourning. If you ever watch interviews with her, which I do because I like her new music, the loss of Corey was monumentally hard on her. They were living together for god sakes.
Also, I have these two friends who I’ve known for years and was college roommates with. They were married a couple of years back and just had their first baby girl. Sure, I’ve seen them be affectionate around each other, but I’ve lived with them. When we’re just out and about, you wouldn’t necessarily have any idea and that’s not because they don’t love each other. It’s because it’s none of your effing business.
yea wtf will
chilton was kinda shitty to him at first. will didn’t owe him any favors.
BUT ALSO WILL TOTALLY PLAYED INTO HANNIBALS PLAN
Chilton has ALWAYS been a plot device (sadly). Will, essentially, studies behavior when you get down to it (you know aside from his super empathy). Chilton dying the way he did allowed Will to see Hannibal clearer. After all, Hannibal has been working on this plot for a long time and Will is just gathering data. He doesn’t see everything he needs to see in order to put Hannibal in a cage, but he’s getting there. If that hadn’t happened, I question whether or not he would have met with Hannibal to begin his “therapy.”
So yeah, Chilton was a plot device. A well dressed, good looking, plot device.
Speaking of side characters, anyone else think Alana’s days are numbered?